Week 4 Power Rankings

So, my best friend and the owner of EZ Like Sunday Morning, Eric Huffman, is getting married this Saturday, and somehow I've been given the honor of being the best man at the ceremony. I say somehow, because it seems to me, that if someone had as many embarrassing stories on me, as I do on him, I'm not sure I'd ever give them access to an open bar, a microphone and ask them to say a few words in front of my new wife and her family. But of course I did just that a little over a year ago, and what happened? I got a toast that included an interesting story about my hitting a mail box in my Mom's van. Maybe not the most embarrassing story ever, but in the words of the immortal Bugs Bunny, 'Of course you realize, this means war.'

Which story to tell though? That's the big question. I could talk about how vain young Eric was about his blonde hair. How he wore it like Vanilla Ice and used more product than the lead singer of 'Flock Of Seagulls'.
Of course, if you've only know Eric for the past hrmmm say 10 years, you might be confused about all this hair talk seeing as how he now looks more like a stunt double for Bull from 'Night Court'.

WOW! Ok, so I just wasted 10 minutes reading Richard Moll's wikipedia page, but I bet that's 9 minutes longer than that magical moment on Eric's wedding night, and probably more sastifying. Anyway, I'll save the rest for the reception, but suffice to say I promise mine will be something like the video I posted at the end of this week's power rankings. And now, on to the show!

1. Annandale Sunshine (3-1), Previous Rank 1 - Still undoubtablly the best team in the league. They score more than anyone and have 2 of the top 10 scores in the league in Drew Brees and Greg Jennings. This week they draw SxC, which should be an easy, walk in the park win. Unless of course Cutler puts up 100 points by himself.
2. EZ Like Sunday Morning (2-2), Previous Rank 4 - Another high scorer on a two game win streak. Plus, he's getting married so bonus points to the man taking the plunge. Good luck will persist this week as he 'serves Puma' to his wedding guests. Good luck Kara, you're going to need it with this one.
3. Annandale Pumas (3-1), Previous Rank, 3 - Hrmmm....where to rank the Pumas? How aboutthird? Why? Sure, they're loaded with talent, but with T.O.'s running off at the mouth it's only a matter of time before he destroys Romo just like he did McNabb. God how delicious is it that T.O. is single handedly destroying the NFC East for the Redskins? How long before he goes to the Giants?! I can't wait!
4. Short Bus Bullies (3-1), Previous Rank 2 - Yeah, they lost, but so what? They're still a tough team and if Jason was getting married this week I might give him the edge, but he's not. So 4th place is where they go. Trust in the idea of them destroying the Red Dogs this week.
5. Green Helmets (2-2), Previous Rank 6 - Believe in the Helmets! They're on their way up and they should beat a slumping Amish team this week.
6. Red Dogs (3-1), Previous Rank 5 - Look, 6 is even high for the Dogs. With injuries left and right to their keepers, the Dead Dogs will be lucky to make the playoffs this year.
7. Rocky Runners (1-3), Previous Rank 8 - How do the Runners lose and move up? Because the rest of the teams below them are just that bad.
8. Black Hand (1-3), Previous Rank 9 - The Hand still isn't getting anywhere, even after Edwards and Ocho Sucko finally woke up. Thank the Redskins to shutting down Tony Romo quicker than Jessica Simpson at a playoff game.
9. Sixteen In The Clip (1-3), Previous Rank 10 - They're still homers, but they move up a slot because they aren't on a 3 game slide.
10. Angry Amish (1-3), Previous Rank 7 - This team is just being mismanaged. 4 of the top 20 fantasy scorers, but on a 3 gamed losing streak? C'mon on Amish! Start using electricity to check your lineup!!

And now, here's the video I promised: