Whats up fools? Its that time of the year again, fantasy draft time! My favorite time of the year, when we get to see the true definition of insanity. You fools doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result. Honestly, my twins have more fantasy knowledge in their diapers than you sheep.
So, without further ado, here are my first round draft predictions for tomorrow night:
- Havoc - Gets flustered when someone suggests that he join the league and decides to take Neil Rackers number one overall
- Black Hand - Makes the ultimate homer pick of Chris Cooley, insisting the Shanahans will bring him back.
- Chili Peppers - Runs out of time, forefeitting her first pick after being distracted by something shiny. Or a squirrel.
- Pumas - Tries to make a ridiculous deal involving an injured QB, gets vetoed, bitches about the commish and then picks Jake Locker insisting he'll be this years Cam Newton.
- Twins - After buying a fantasy football magazine the same day, pours over the pages for the first time, just in time to pick another Steeler.
- Bullies - Holding out longer than MoJo, look for Mavis to slide in just in time to draft an obscure WR no one knows and make an inside joke no one gets.
- Green Helmets - No one will be able to hear Andy's pick over the heckling and booing coming from Jeremiah and Sara.
- Red Dogs - I, will make a brilliant pick and everyone will be in awe of my genius.
- Angy Amish - Jordy Nelson. Book it. Jeremy LOVES Jordy Nelson. Dunno why, but I think he has Jordy Nelson posters all over his bedroom.
- Sunshine - Sara will be too busy bitching about Andy as commish and will have to rush her pick, taking Jason Witten and his spleen in a panic move.
And now for your moment of zen:
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